PAGE FOR JOKES

you dont know anyone called dave!

I do

2 homosexual have exploded whilst having sex earlier today. Police believe they wer... SUICIDE BUMMERS. aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! YEEEAH! lol it was awful i no. just wanted to contribute.

hehehehehe

Mark Speights body was recently discovered at a remote location of Paddington station. Apparently the police are looking at the bigger picture. It was sent in by Suzie, 11 from Norwich.

Too soon?

lol, yeah, too soon! pete and darren probably won't get it either, not being up to date with the england news and all.. still, that's what they get for going off and having "adventures"...me, i'd rather be here, tired as hell and with unbelievable amounts of work to do- because at least i understood that joke. yeah. think about it.

lol i got really excited then because i came on the forum and it said that Holly was the most recent member to post a message on the "jokes page". I mean i think we all know that girls cant tell jokes.......... but i take it all back because reading through your message greatly pleasured me! also, *high 5* to nath for that joke. here have some money for it $$$$$$$.

speaking of jokes i bought a pack of penguins the other day expecting to be entertained by a wide selection of clever, penguin related jokes and i got the same joke 3 TIMES!!!! AND IT WAS AWFUL!! "what is black and white and goes round and around and around? penguin on a roundabout" ... I MEAN WTF IS THAT?!?

you want like this "Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks? Because they haven´t got any pockets!!!! POCKETS!!! "

POCKETS!!!

a teacher stands infront of her primary school class and says "right, now i want everyone to try and make me a sentence using the word 'dough'". Little jane raises her hand "in italy they make pizza using special dough". "very good" the teacher replies, little mary then puts up her hand and says " my baby brother makes dinosaurs out of play dough" "excellent!" replied the teacher. Then little bobby raises his hand and says "my mummy says that daddy is so useless she has to use a dil dough"

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DOUGH!!!!

O i get it...

IT...

IT!!!! lol...
that genious!!!

genious......

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get it

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holes in your trousers to put things in!!!.... i mean Pockets

what do you call the woman-to-man-sex-change...?

strapadicktome

how do you circumsize a man from Tasmania?

kick his sister in the jaw

Why do Belemics like KFC?

Cos it comes with the bucket.... BUCKET!!!!

BUCKET!!!

What is this?... A joke!!!

A Gherkin, a cucumber and a penis were down the pub having a conversation. The Cucumber says, "Guys, my life is so hard. When I'm ripe, they pick me, cut me up into peices and toss me in a salad!"

The Gherkin says, "You think that's bad?! When I'm ripe, they pick me, cut me up, then pickle me in vinegar"

The Penis says, "You think THAT'S bad?! When I'm ripe, they put a bag on my head, put me in a dark room then bash my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out"

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A bunny and a skunk are left at the end of the world. Both of their families have been wiped out, so they are having an identity crisis.

The bunny says to the skunk, "Hey, what am I?"
The skunk replies, "Well, you have big ears and a fluffy tail. You must be a bunny! But what am I?"
The bunny says, "Well, you aint quite black, and you aint quite white... And you stink... So you must be a paki"

Racism. Not funny.

ahahahahahahahahaha lol

what did the man say to the man................hey man!