PAGE FOR JOKES

LOL THIS PAGE IS BEAR JOKES!

have you ever seen the 'leicester shuffle' technique of shuffling cards? what you do is take away half of the deck and then you have less ter shuffle

man walks into a bar and say... ouch!

Doctor doctor I think I'm foreign.
Doc: *Shoots foreigner*

MAN WALKS INTO A PHONE BOX

WHAT AN IDIOT!

you're jokes are lame... and i'm on every one on the main page!!!!!!!

i dont get that one darren?

what do u call a jew's boobs? .............. jewbs.

whats pink and fluffy?..... pink fluff .... whats blue and fluffy?.... pink fluff holding its breath!

what do you get if you shit blood out your ass?

cancer.

what do you call a family of pakis in a land rover ? .... one good days shooting

whats big and blue? my bedroom carpet

oink

cherry cherry

aahahahaa it looks like a head that has a window just behind him.

aahahah it looks like a grey woman is lay on her back and she is giving birth to an elephant

can any1 put officiate into a sentence?

A man got sick because of officiate (a-fish_he_ate)

dude, that ain't a joke.

i did laugh thou =D haha

dude that aint a joke.

i did laugh tho.

dude, that aint a joke.
i did laugh tho =P

this could go on 4 a long time but im going to end this now. i know this is nt a joke but this is the punch line---------------------------------------------------------
pow

ohh a batman joke. nice.

AHA this could go on for a very long time i will end this now.
this is a joke here is the punch line ____________________________________________________
the end

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says,
"Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"


"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs where he met Paddy's two
stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their beds. "Hello dere
girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."


"Fook off you liar!".


"I'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"


"Of course, what's the use of fuckin' one?"

slightly off topic but

Why did the baker have brown hands ?.

Because he kneaded a poo.

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.

As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her
on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.

This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.

He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.

Be strong, honey, I love you, too."

i've got a joke................................................

newcastle united

cheeky fucker lol

ive got a joke................................
Mark Brown!

aww mate that reminds me of this story right, it was a couple of weeks ago, i was with my mate dave in a club and he was walking through the crowd behind this other fella, and this other fella bumped into this girl but when she turned around she started shouting at my mate dave, this really pissed him off and he was ranting to me about it afterwards, saying bout how it wasn't even him and i was like.. "yeah... but it was you though wasn't it" and he was all like "NO! no it wasn't me" and then i was like "yeah mate i know i know...... but it was you wasnt it" he gets it