CHAT UP LINES
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CHAT UP LINES
Pete Wyatt Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:57 am
A place to put all your chat up lines whether they are cheesy, funny or they just work i want to hear them!
ill start,
do you sleep on your stomach? no, can i?
ill start,
do you sleep on your stomach? no, can i?
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Pete Wyatt Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:05 am
Lick your fingers and touch the girls top... lets get you home and out of thos wet clothes!
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Admin Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:07 am
does this cloth smell like chloraform to u?
are u on fire? cos u're hot
they're both classics that never fail!!!
are u on fire? cos u're hot
they're both classics that never fail!!!
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Pete Wyatt Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:17 am
lol have you tried them then? the 1st one is a classic but the 2nd just lame... but it did make me chuckle.
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Admin Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:19 am
i've tried every one in the book...
you must be tired cos u've been running through my mind all day...
did it hurt when u feel from heaven?
you must be tired cos u've been running through my mind all day...
did it hurt when u feel from heaven?
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Pete Wyatt Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:10 am
your eyes are like spanners... every time i look at them my nuts tighten!
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Pete Wyatt Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:12 am
whats your name darlin? jill .... can i call you jill? ... um yes good whats the best time!
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Captain Turtle boy Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:36 am
hey are you a parking ticket??? because you have fine written all over you.. gigedy gigedy
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Captain Turtle boy Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:42 am
want to have sex yet? NO! , well i am sorry these handcuffs aren't coming off until you do.
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Captain Turtle boy Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:46 am
wow that is a really nice top! but do you know what look really good on you? ME 
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Pete Wyatt Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:29 am
this is one from my footy team site...
Gearing 28/02/2008 14:31:03
The best one I heard was when you go up to a hot girl who is with a fat mate. You go up to the fat girl and say "Do you want a dance?" When she says yes (which she will cos shes fat!!) say "Off you go then, I want to talk to your mate!".
its even more funny if you know the guy that wrote it cos he is quite quiet.
Gearing 28/02/2008 14:31:03
The best one I heard was when you go up to a hot girl who is with a fat mate. You go up to the fat girl and say "Do you want a dance?" When she says yes (which she will cos shes fat!!) say "Off you go then, I want to talk to your mate!".
its even more funny if you know the guy that wrote it cos he is quite quiet.
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Admin Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:58 am
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Neither do I, but it broke the ice!
Can i borrow ur library card? coz i wanna check u out!!
"You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all mates that you did anyway".
you might not be the most beautiful girl in the world, but beauty is only a light switch away....
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Neither do I, but it broke the ice!
Can i borrow ur library card? coz i wanna check u out!!
"You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all mates that you did anyway".
you might not be the most beautiful girl in the world, but beauty is only a light switch away....
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Pete Wyatt Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:08 am
Bloke: Excuse me love but can I smell your Feet. Bird: No Bloke: In that case it must be your cunt then!
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Mainboard Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:23 am
Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?
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Mainboard Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:25 am
I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?
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Mainboard Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:29 am
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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Mainboard Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:34 am
Are you Jamaican? Because ur Jamaican me crazy!!!
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Mainboard Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:49 am
If u get kidnapped this Christmas don't worry, it's Santa, cos I asked for you this Christmas
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Pete Wyatt Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:24 pm
What do you think this pole is made out of?
this was darrens guess at what james will say to casie to start a conve... was funny as fuck
this was darrens guess at what james will say to casie to start a conve... was funny as fuck
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